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Friends Second Season Episodes

January 7, 2010 by Hank Evans  
Filed under Humor

The One With Ross\’s New Girlfriend: Rachel, ready to reveal her feelings to Ross, meets him at the airport; her plans fall apart, however, when she finds out about his new girlfriend, Julie. Chandler, already feeling guilty about revealing Ross\’s feelings to Rachel, now feels worse that he encouraged Ross to forget about her. The gang watches Sumo Wrestling. Phoebe gives Joey and Chandler haircuts; Monica wants one, too. Phoebe is reluctant because of Monica\’s picky nature, but finally gives in. Monica wants a cut like Demi Moore; unfortunately Phoebe confuses \”Demi\” with \”Dudley\”. Chandler needs a suit made, and Joey refers him to the family tailor; while getting measured for pants, Chandler gets a little more attention than he bargained for. Ross sickens everyone (especially Rachel) with his constant gushing for Julie. In Rachel\’s depression, she sleeps with Paolo again.

The One With The Baby On The Bus: Ben always cries when he\’s near Monica. Ross has an allergic reaction to Monica\’s Kiwi Lime Pie; his tongue swells up and he has to go to the hospital. Chandler and Joey take care of Ben for the day, but accidentally leave him on a city bus while meeting women. They retrieve him from Human Services, but are a little unsure whether they\’ve got the right baby. Phoebe is displaced when Terry, the manager of Central Perk, hires Stephanie, a professional singer, to play at the coffee house. Rachel arranges for Phoebe to play after Stephanie, but Phoebe feels slighted because, unlike Stephanie, she won\’t be getting paid. She becomes a street musician, outside Central Perk.

The One With The List: Chandler gets a new computer. Ross is depressed about having to chose between Julie and Rachel. Chandler suggests they make a list of pros and cons, which somehow never makes it past the cons. Ross choses Rachel, but then she finds the list and decides she doesn\’t want to be with Ross anymore. Monica\’s finds a new job creating Thanksgiving recipes for Mockolate, a synthetic chocolate substitute.

The One With Russ: Joey gets bad reviews for his latest play and decides to quit show business… until his agent gets him an audition for a soap opera. He finds out, however, that he\’d have to sleep with the casting director to get the part. Monica starts dating Fun Bobby again; she notices he seems to have a drinking problem. She confronts him and he decides to quit, after which Monica notices he\’s no longer any fun. Rachel dates Russ, who bears a striking resemblence to Ross.

The One After The Superbowl, part 2: The gang spends time on Marcel\’s movie set. Ross has a hard time getting time or attention from Marcel. Chandler bumps into Susie Moss, a girl he knew in the fourth grade, whom he embarrased by lifting her skirt during the class play. She comes on really strong but it turns out to be an elaborate scheme to get back at him. Monica and Rachel see Jean-Claude Van Damme; when Rachel tries to get him interested in Monica, he asks Rachel out instead, causing a rift between the roommates. Joey gets a small part in the movie but doesn\’t perform too well.

The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Chandler\’s roommate, Eddie, begins to show signs of instability: He\’s obsessed with his ex-girlfriend; he accuses Chandler of sleeping with her, and of killing his fish. Richard wonders how many men Monica\’s been with, after Phoebe announces that it\’s been \”a lot.\” This leads Ross and Rachel to a similar discussion. Monica has Richard sleep over on the same night that Rachel has Ross sleep over. Unfortunately, there\’s only one condom in the apartment. Joey\’s claim in Soap Opera Digest that he writes a lot of his own lines angers the show\’s writer, who decides to have Dr. Ramoray fall down an elevator shaft.

The One Where Eddie Won\’t Go: Chandler wakes in the night to find Eddie watching him sleep; they argue and Eddie agrees to leave. The next day, Eddie goes on a fruit drying kick and has no recollection of their previous conversation. Variations of this happened day after day. Joey\’s pride won\’t let him try out for small roles, but his mounting debts (and Ross) slowly convince him otherwise. Joey makes good use of his \”Word of the Day\” toilet paper. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe read a female empowerment book, Be Your Own Windkeeper, which has even more detrimental effects on their relationships with each other than it does on their relationships with men. Joey moves back in with Chandler, which allows Chandler to take advantage of Eddie\’s faulty memory, and finally be rid of him.

The One With The Chicken Pox: Phoebe\’s Navy man (Ryan) is in town for two weeks, but their plans are foiled because Phoebe has the chicken pox, and gives them to him as well. Monica tapes oven mits to their hands so they won\’t scratch. Monica is releaved that Richard thinks her neurotic behavior is endearing; but she\’s upset that he doesn\’t seem to have any compulsive obsessions himself. Chandler gets Joey a job at his office, and tells him to act like a processor. Joey takes it too far, and invents a character, \”Joseph,\” who has a wife and kids, and who causes quite a bit of trouble for Chandler. Rachel is turned on by uniforms; Ross gets one.

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